At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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