Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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