The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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