Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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