do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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