Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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