butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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