My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I've blown a few things in my day
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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