yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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