We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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