brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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