no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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