I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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