oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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