Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
send nudes
from the living room?
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