come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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