what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
