it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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