I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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