Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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