I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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