Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You've changed since you got that strap on
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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