Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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