no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i believe in u and ur pee
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