do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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