READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize