He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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