she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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