her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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