come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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