No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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