i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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