Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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