I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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