if i died would you start the facebook group?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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