Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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