The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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