yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
