I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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