I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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