I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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