The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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