dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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