With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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