After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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