do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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