New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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