check it out our google latitudes are spooning
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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