we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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