So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The ass gains better be worth it
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