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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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