Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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