I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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