I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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