I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
His nipple licking is glorious
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